I'd just parked my car at my apartment complex and was walking towards the stairs when I saw a very cute guy standing on the curb talking to several movers. I tried not to stare but he was really really attractive. I did my best to pretend I didn't notice them, I think I even pretended to talk into my cellphone as I went by (see how BUSY and INTERESTING I am, cute boy?)
Well it didn't seem like he noticed me either. So I went to my apartment and got my dog Charley who is very good off leash - and needed to go out anyway, right? I walked back towards where they stood and whispered to Charley: "go get him." He bounded up to the guy who thankfully reached down to pet him instead of cringing, yelling, etc. I hurried up to them saying something to the effect of: 'oh thank you sooo much. i don't know what got into him. he usually stays right with me.' We talked for a few minutes and I learned that he was moving in instead of moving out (yay!) I made some lame excuse that I'd come up to the parking lot to close my windows because it looked like rain (it did!) But once we said goodbye, did I actually go to the parking lot and carry out my excuse? Nope. I turned around and went right back to my apartment. Smooth. But he must've given me an A for effort... we've been married for over three years now. :)
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